Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2020 5:08:25 GMT
Equiville Local News Broadcast
Broadcaster 1: Welcome fellow Ciaon's to the Equiville Local News Broadcast, where today an illegal newspaper was released to the public!
Broadcaster 2: Wait, what was that Jim?
Broadcaster 1: Well earlier today a paper released supporting the ideology of Marxism! It lied throughout the entire thing, and said some
terrible things about the beloved hero's of our country!
Broadcaster 2: Marxism? Pffffttt, everyone knows that would never work, haha!
Broadcaster 1: I know right! Well unfortunately we have some scum named Cydneigh Booer who tried to start a Marxist uprising on the side of the road!
Broadcaster 2: The side of the road? They are begging to make Marxism look stupid!
Broadcaster 1: That's what I thought Dan! Well, anyway the paper here is saying.. *reading* Hmm! A secret prison in the mountains, Hahaha!
Broadcaster 2: Hahaha! That's insane Jim, who in the right mind could even come up with this stuff??
Broadcaster 1: Marxists! They are statistically 40% dumber than the average Ciaon!
Broadcaster 2: It goes to show how terrible Marxism is, eh?
Broadcaster 1: Sure does! Here, lets look at some more. *Reads thoroughly* Here! It reads that they are being brutally tortured, Haha!
Broadcaster 2: Crazy, absolutely absurd. Torture? Well... I do suppose they are Marxists anyway!
Broadcaster 1: Yeah, I know right? Well, anyway that's all for tonight Dan. Ladies and Gentlemen, beware of Marxism, it's polluting the air and our minds! Cya next time!
Broadcaster 1: Welcome fellow Ciaon's to the Equiville Local News Broadcast, where today an illegal newspaper was released to the public!
Broadcaster 2: Wait, what was that Jim?
Broadcaster 1: Well earlier today a paper released supporting the ideology of Marxism! It lied throughout the entire thing, and said some
terrible things about the beloved hero's of our country!
Broadcaster 2: Marxism? Pffffttt, everyone knows that would never work, haha!
Broadcaster 1: I know right! Well unfortunately we have some scum named Cydneigh Booer who tried to start a Marxist uprising on the side of the road!
Broadcaster 2: The side of the road? They are begging to make Marxism look stupid!
Broadcaster 1: That's what I thought Dan! Well, anyway the paper here is saying.. *reading* Hmm! A secret prison in the mountains, Hahaha!
Broadcaster 2: Hahaha! That's insane Jim, who in the right mind could even come up with this stuff??
Broadcaster 1: Marxists! They are statistically 40% dumber than the average Ciaon!
Broadcaster 2: It goes to show how terrible Marxism is, eh?
Broadcaster 1: Sure does! Here, lets look at some more. *Reads thoroughly* Here! It reads that they are being brutally tortured, Haha!
Broadcaster 2: Crazy, absolutely absurd. Torture? Well... I do suppose they are Marxists anyway!
Broadcaster 1: Yeah, I know right? Well, anyway that's all for tonight Dan. Ladies and Gentlemen, beware of Marxism, it's polluting the air and our minds! Cya next time!